Why must they EMBARR ME LIKE THIS?!!!!?

I have a friend who is having problems in his "downstairs"..if you know what I mean. Well, he asked me to stop by the Walmart pharmacy to pick up his Erectile Dysfunction medication...so being the good friend I am, I went to Walmart and the pharmacist told me to come back in about 15 minutes. So, I left her with my name and browsed for awhile. About 15 mins later I hear this booming voice over the loud speaker "MR. STEVEN URKEL, PLEASE COME AND PICK UP YOUR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION MEDICATION, I REPEAT, MR. STEVEN URKEL...YOUR ED MEDICINE IS READY!". I was mortified...so I had to take the long, humiliating walk back to the pharmacy to pick it up...and to make matters worse...as soon as I got there, there was a long line of incredibly hot girls all pointing and laughing at me. How can I get over this? And why did they do that to me?